i’m very bad at friendships but i want to friendship with everyone

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100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

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dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: dimwited)

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everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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